"I didn't tell you this before because there was never a reason to. But watch your frown, Robin Goodfellow. Sam Merlotte is one of the most upstanding and trustworthy people I know," Sookie says with a slight pout. She knows better than to truly chastise someone like Robin, who can easily turn her words back on her with a thousand times the experience and knowledge.

She continues to click through the rest of the test, glancing up at the half-full progress bar.

"Vampires are definitely to be avoided. If they don't have a reason to care about my well-being, I'll end up drained dry for sure," nods Sookie, before carefully glancing Robin's way. "You know, there's someone I've had my eye on. Not for somethin' quick and dirty, but for... actual dates. I only bring it up because he happens to look like you. Almost exactly. He has different eyes, though."