"Are you kidding me? With how neurotic Sam Merlotte could be, I know all of those numbers backwards and forwards," Sookie replies, rolling her eyes. Even with the slight differences between American laws and the regulations in Darrow, Sookie's sure that she can pass whatever test is thrown her way.

As long as she doesn't drink herself to the point of being unable to read the words.

She leans back, grabbing the bottle that she had preemptively set aside for the job. Nothing fancy — just an already opened bottle of rum with enough for a single sitting remaining.

"Who is the employee assessment supposed to benefit, exactly?" Sookie asks as she strides inside, closing the door quietly behind her and rounding Robin's desk. "I mean, you're the head around here. Surely we don't have to report stuff like that outside of these four walls?"