"Shame isn't always a bad thing," Robin says from where he sits, a grin curling across too-bright teeth as he stares at Sookie over the top of the monitor of his laptop, pleased to have an excuse to distract himself from the monotony of ordering inventory.

"If a person has just the right amount of it, sex will always be a little dirty. And then things will never get boring. But if you want to get away from Rochelle for a half an hour, we're slow enough that I think I can use you in here. You've got a couple of food safety online tests to go over, and I could always actually do your employee assessment. Do you think you can remember the temperature the coolers under the bar need to be kept at after a few shots?"