"Well, I'm saying something about dating, 'cause if I spend more time with him and it turns out that I like him, I"m going to want to date him. You know what everyone says, that Sookie Stackhouse can't keep her precious fairy snatch to herself," Sookie says, maybe toning down the language a little bit from where Pam left it, but not by much. "Really though, it's not even like I want to be attached. I'm just... preparing for the most complicated scenario, let's say."

With a sigh, Sookie pulls away the corner of the sheets and waves for Lafayette to join her. Because it's getting cold. "Now, tell me what you've been up to. I'm sure there are things you've been doing that I haven't been updated on while I flutter about worryin' about my own business."